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Only
Horse People...
* Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
* Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or
neon
yellow.
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
* Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
* Are banned from Laundromats.
* Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
* Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing
horse.
* Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have
to close that
hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)
* Will end relationships over their hobby.
* Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
* Insure their horses for more than their cars.
* Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
* Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.
* Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
* Have less wardrobe than their horse.
* Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
* Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.
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Prez Says....
What a great meeting we had. Our speaker,
Karen Partisch, A CranioSacral therapist, gave us a great demo on what
she does for a living. It was very interesting. We used
my horses as the demonstration animals and they really enjoyed it.
Hope all of you are gearing up for Double
Delight. always a wonderful show and of course our main money maker.
Come to the show those of you that have not made it yet
and i know thast you will have fun.
That's all for now, til next
time,
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Truths about horses...
1. If you think you've left the water on in the
barn you have.
2. If you think you've shut the pasture gate... you
haven't.
3. When someone asks if you like their horse, you
are supposed to say "yes".
4. The happiest people I know own horses, dogs,
cats and at least one deranged goat (KAREN!)
5. Owning a horse can either make a marriage, or break
it.
6. I'd rather loose my chapstick than my curb chain.
7. If someone says their horse has "a little
buck" rest assured their horse has a BIG BUCK.
8. If we need rain, schedule a show.
9. A "Free" horse IS NOT a cheap horse.
10. An expensive horse doesn't make a better horse.
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Upcoming Events
Tuesday April 14th at Pinchers Crab Shack on Clark Road
at 7 pm. Please let Betty know if you are coming so she can
reserve a big enough table.
Trail Ride at Stickland
Ranch
Schooling Show
May 17th (Sunday) at Shady Oaks
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